Professor Steampunk

Professor Steampunk

Professor Steampunk

Professor Steampunk (George Wilhite), World-Famous X-ray Machine, Handlebar 101, Official Steampunk Police is headed for Weird West Fest

He will be bringing his Wonderful X-ray Powered Moving Picture Extravagasm to Weird West Fest from the deep, dark recesses of Prof. Steampunk’s Time Machine Emporium as well the Time Machine Emporium’s famous Trunk of Wonders.

In addition, he will be providing Help for the Hirsute with his Handlebar 101 class, straight from Octopodicon in Oklahoma (a foreign country north of the Red River). Learn how to “Groom Your ‘Stache” and buy a tube of Prof. Steampunk’s Wonderfully Whirlie Mustache Wax.

And—if that’s not enough—mind your steampunk P’s and Q’s because, as Commissioner of Steampunkery, he will be introducing the Official Steampunk Police (with real badges…x-rays, and trunks, and badges…oh, my!) here at the Weird West Fest.

Steampunk’s Wonderfully Whirlie Mustache Wax